Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Wanna hear a joke?

You are very into jokes right now. This is you reading a book called Flip & Fin: We Rule the School! It's a level M book, but you are so motivated to read it because you think it's so funny. I love hearing you read. I pretend I'm not listening, but I am. Here are two of your favorite jokes:

JOKE #1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
 JOKE #2
If sea gulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?
Bagels!

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