Here it is:
"I was standing by a tush."
"Yes, of a big woman. But I was small. And Ally was small. And Ally was holding my hand. And Ally was holding my bear. And I bit the tush."
You bit the tush?!
"Yes, and then the woman crewed her womens."
She crewed them? Like a pirate crew? Like she was the captain?
"Yes. And then they wouldn't give my bear back."