Funny things my three year old has said this week

The other day, I said, "I'm so glad God made you," and my three year old replied, "Yes, he made me out of wood."

A few days ago: I asked what she wanted for breakfast and she said half & half. (Half a bagel...and another half a bagel.)

Today, she was picking at her heel. I told her to stop and she argued, "But I don't want my scab-engers!"